
Pet Camp
Red Run Camp is a pet camp in Kansas. Red Run camp has dogs and cats and pigs and rats as pets. Red Run camp has Moms and Dads and kids. Moms and Dads get the cabins. Kids get the huts. Pets get the pens. Red Run Camp is fun.
Red Run Camp bus ran up the hill to the summit. It got to the camp. The bus has the bus man and pets in it. It has six pet bulldogs, Pippin, Dominic, Galahad, Benjamin, Madison and Ransom. And it has ten cats, Janis, Puffin, Pompom, Solomon, Rivet, Poplin, Velvet, Wigwam, Havana and Kit. It had a big pig and seven rats and a rabbit.
Dan has Puff the dog. Puff is tan and fat. Puff cannot sit in the hot sun. Puff gets ill in the hot sun.
Don has Rags the dog and Miff the cat. Miff the cat was in a box. Don's Mom had Miff in the box. Miff is a big bad red cat.
Hamilton is the camp mascot. Hamilton is a bobcat. Yes, a bobcat. Hamilton is not a bad bobcat. But Hamilton is a big bobcat.
Mom and Dad got "Bigwig Cabin". Bigwig Cabin is the red cabin. It has a canvas top. Mom was in the cabin. A cupful of Big Red fell on Mom's denim bonnet. Mom was mad. "Napkin", said Mom. "Dan get the bag of napkins in the van. It is in the tan van", said Mom in a yell. "OK", said Dan in a yell.
Dan got in the van and got the bag. The bag was full. It had napkins and melons and Tang and lemons and muffins and carrots and nutmeg and ham and a box of hotdogs on top. The ham fell and the hotdogs fell. Dan cannot get the ham and the box of hotdogs. "Don will get the ham and hotdogs", said Dan. "I will tell Don to get the ham and box of hotdogs and get the bag of napkins to Mom."
The ham and box of hotdogs sat in the hot sun. Don did not get the ham and box of hotdogs. The ham got rotten. The box of hotdogs got rotten. The rotten ham is toxic. The box of rotten hotdogs is toxic. The camp fed the dogs and cats well but the pets got the ham and hotdogs and had a picnic on the rotten ham and toxic hotdogs. And Hamilton had ham and hotdogs.
The pets got ill. Miff, the cat was pitiful. The dogs did not vomit. The cats did vomit. Hamilton is a big bobcat. Hamilton did not vomit. Dan had a wagon. Hamilton sat in Don's lap and Don sat in the wagon. Don and Dan had to lug Hamilton to the pet fix man.
"I confess", said Don. "I did not get the ham and hotdogs. The ham and hotdogs sat in the hot sun and got rotten. "
Linton Milton, the pet fix man will fix the ill pets. Linton Milton has a pet fix hospital. The pet fix hospital is in a big bus. Linton has pills on the bus and beds on the bus. Linton will fix the pets on the big bus.
Linton had a pill to fix the dogs and cats. Miff got on the bed. Miff got a pill. Miff got rid of the rotten ham and hotdogs. It was a mess. Rags got a pill. Rags got rid of the rotten ham and hotdogs. It was a mess. Puff got a pill. Puff got rid of the rotten ham and hotdogs. It was a mess. The dogs and cats got a pill. The dogs and cats got rid of the ham and hotdogs. It was a big, big mess.
The rat did not get a pill. The rat was not ill. The rat was not sad. The rat was a rat. Rats seldom get ill.
Miff and Rags ran to Don. Puff ran to Dan. The dogs and cats had gotten up. The pets ran and ran. Linton did not get mad at Rags and Puff. Linton got mad at Don and Dan. "The pets cannot run on the bus", said Linton Milton. Mom got on the bus and the pets got off. The pets ran and ran.
Hamilton got a big red tablet. He did not get a pill. Linton did not let Hamilton get up 'till he was well. Hamilton was not a pup. Hamilton was big. Hamilton was a big bobcat. Hamilton got up and fell. Hamilton was got up and fell. Hamilton got up and got off the bus. Hamilton got to the pen and got in his bed. Hamilton did not run yet.
The sunset was red. The pets ran and had fun. Red Run Camp was fun.